all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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