would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I'm really busy with my period
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