literally had 100 drinks last night.
someone owes me an orgasm
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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