i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
