I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
it's like heaven, but drunker
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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