I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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