used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
