Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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