I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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