Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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