I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I need to align my fucking chakras
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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