Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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