thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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