Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I need a burrito and a hug.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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