she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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