chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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