Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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