you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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