Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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