Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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