Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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