Where are you?
In a non slutty way
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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