why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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