I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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