how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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