Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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