Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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