: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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