Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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