shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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