Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My bed smells like the plague
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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