Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
so let's talk penis.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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