maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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