I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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