That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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