Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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