going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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