she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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