i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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