these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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