You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
should my penis look like a turkey
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
