When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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