he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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