Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
