so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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