maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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