i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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