last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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