we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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