biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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