I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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